Weigh In!

Though it has not quite been a week on my starvation diet/ridiculous exercise regimen, I'm excited about my results, so I'm posting them:

Now, to be honest, I had put on weight since my last post where I was down to 155 pounds. I had been super naughty during Thanksgiving and then my journey to destruction continued.

Before I knew it, I was back up to 160 pounds and feeling completely disgusted with myself. My measurements had stayed the same, but my weight was up. So, in five days, I have gone from:

160 pounds
11" arms
35.5" waist
42" hips
23" thighs

TO:

152 pounds
11" arms
34.5" waist
41.5" hips
23" thighs

YEAH! And I've got two more days to go on this. Now, my goal was to lose 10 pounds, so it looks like I just might reach it!

Don't Try This At Home

Okay, it's been well over a month and I fell off the wagon so hard this time I've been in the ICU trying to recover.

Truth be told, Thanksgiving did me in. Thanksgiving won. And then I fell into a severe depression and ate everything in sight, including my own children...and my house. At least, I wanted to.

SO, I'm taking desperate measures to knock off another 10 pounds.

I am officially on a liquid starvation diet for one week. This means I drink a 250-calorie bottle of Ensure three times a day and drink ice water in between. If I absolutely NEED something else, I'll have an apple or an orange or put a flavor packet in the water to make it 5 calories.

If you are following my example on this blog, this is the week you ignore me because I am a terrible example right now. This is so wrong! DO NOT DO IT! I just can't take it anymore. I am vain and I am depressed and I am SICK of being overweight. The cold weather and holidays are winning and I'm working so much and working on music again, so I have like NO spare time to exercise! RAWR!