The Pooper Program Is Paying Off!

Well, one thing you can never say about me: "She's full of crap". THAT is one thing I am definitely NOT full of. Literally.

Life has been a bit rough since my last post - hence my 50-millionth disappearance from blog land.

Here's a quick map of my roller coaster ride:

Started the colon cleanse, dropped another pound, felt great.
Everyone got sick.
I started to lay around, miserable, on medication, drinking lots of juice.
My stomach got bloated and I put on weight - from 156 to 160 pounds.
I fell into a deep depression for two days and felt like it was pointless to try to lose weight ever!
Got back on the bandwagon the next day and pooped that extra four pounds right back out of me...and then some.

I'm telling you, folks - the acai berry detox and colon cleanse combination is WORKING!

As promised, I have had my husband take a picture of me, so you can see what I look like at the beginning of this month-long detox challenge:

Voila. Isn't it lovely?

No. It's horrid. I'm a giant pear. With legs. And the picture quality didn't come out so great, and it's so tiny. I promise you a bigger and better picture next week. (My husband swears his camera is the better one, but I'm gonna' have to argue against that.)

STATS:

Last time I posted I was:

Weight: 157 lb.
Arms: 11.5"
Waist: 36.5"
Hips: 43"
Thigh: 23"

Today I am:

Weight: 155 lb.
Arms: 11" (YEAH! Finally! Breakin' 'em down! I knew they couldn't withstand my beatings for long!)
Waist: 35.5" (another whole inch!)
Hips: 42" (YEAH, BABY!)
Thigh: 23" (That's okay. It's his turn to rebel. I'll work him over)

Exercise regimen: Power walk for 4-5 nights a week. THAT'S IT! And look at my results. It's the detox and cleanse. Have I convinced you yet? No? Keep watching. You're gonna' be impressed.